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Post by Chuck Norris Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:08 pm

This is how my day was: I woke up to find that Andri used my "Chuck Norris" approve picture and I got so mad I travelled back in time to kill andri only to get back home, where my mom told me to respawn andri. I of course respawned him because I respect my mother and because she would've annoyed me otherwise.

Anyhow when I got back home I noticed that satan had stole my twinkie, so I of course killed myself, went to hell, beat the shit of him and then respawned. After I respawned in my lava tent located inside an active volcano, I went for a swim, you know to cool down. While I was swimming some where near antarctica I found a genie. I granted the genie 3 wishes and then teleported to my car to drive home. Before I got home I was pulled over by a cop. The cop was let off with a warning for pulling me over. That's the end! I had a great day but unfortunately no one else did!.
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Post by SuFyastiC Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:22 pm

LOL... Chuck Norris, Why You No Die.... Smile Die Please...
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Post by Izaki Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:56 am

lol
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Post by VK.Luca Sun Oct 13, 2013 9:05 am

xD
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Post by Razor Sun Oct 13, 2013 6:18 pm

Should i lol or rofl?
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Post by S@M Mon Oct 14, 2013 3:04 am

Izaki wrote:lol
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Post by EK.CrystalBlue Mon Oct 14, 2013 7:06 am

Anonymus wrote:Ohh so dumb. Very dumb. The - vote button is dumb
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Post by VK.Andriusas91 Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:21 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:This is how my day was: I woke up to find that Andri used my "Chuck Norris" approve picture and I got so mad I travelled back in time to kill andri only to get back home, where Andri appeared and kicked my ass THE END!!
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Post by EK.CrystalBlue Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:55 pm

VK.Andriusas91 wrote:
Chuck Norris wrote:This is how my day was: I woke up to find that Andri used my "Chuck Norris" approve picture and I got so mad I travelled back in time to kill andri only to get back home, where Andri appeared and kicked my ass THE END!!
Chuck Norris wrote:This is how my day was: I woke up to find that Andri used my "Chuck Norris" approve picture and I got so mad I travelled back in time to kill andri only to get back home, where Andri appeared and kicked my ass THE END!!


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Post by Emma Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:58 am

Chuck is the best!
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