Angel and Andri Joke(18+)

by **=VK=Sardar.Khan** Sat Apr 23, 2016 8:59 pm

So this is a joke which is about Angel and Andri who were love birds and than got separated. Angel has a good heart and wanted everything back to normal, he asks for an apology and a second chance but Andri has a different mind set so Here it is.

Angel: baby we need to talk, you owe me a second chance. Right ?

Andri:

I remeber this one time when i was helping my Dad with gardening

At the end of the day we were dehydrated and we ordered some Indian take-away and some beers.
Next morning when i woke up i was busting for shit!

Angel: Lol!

Andri:

The problem was that because of Indian food it was ring burner and becuse i was still Dehydrated it was coming out hard.
This was not going to be a pleasent shit, is what im saying

So i sat there for like 10-15 minutes trying to push this turd outta me

Angel: Umm

Andri:

suffering from this cruel burining, after a while i managed to snap It off, though the turd went out but its memory lived.
My asshole distented and stretched into different positions, and burned worse than Anakin SkyWalker at the end of episode 3.
It was the rest of the day till it got normal.
But you know what ?

Angel: What ?!

Andri:

if i had the choice i'd go sooner find that turd.
Hold it close to me, apologise to it, reassure that everything was okay.
Then cram it back into my asshole
Than give you a second chance.

Angel: Wow

Andri:

yeah
Go f*** yourself

I hope you'll like it Smile