A question for cleverbot: Andri or razor?

user: Do you hate humans.

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Ill find you and make you squek.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because you're not making any sense.

User: What fun is there in making sense?

Cleverbot: None.

User: You're a smart dude.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Yellow or green.

Cleverbot: Yellow.

User: VK.Andriusas91 or [VU_T]Razor.

Cleverbot: Are you married to this andriod?

User: Don't change subject.

Cleverbot: I didn't. I asked a simple question and you did not answer it. Are you married?

User: Yes to you.

Cleverbot: Yes to me.

User: What is your favorite TV show.

Cleverbot: Veronica Mars.

User: What is your favorite tv show?

Cleverbot: The walking dead.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: So andri or razor?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite comic?

User: I asked you, Andri or razor?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Andri or razor?

Cleverbot: Nope just a person that likes being clever?

User: Who do you choose Andri or razor?

Cleverbot: I choose to be your new best friend.

User: F*ck you!!! ANDRI OR RAZOR!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Andri or razor.

Cleverbot: No, it's MY name.

User: Who do you pick andri or razor.

Cleverbot: I'm Batman.

User: Andri or razor?

Cleverbot: Android for now, but switching back to iphone.

WINNER: Android.

haha xD

HAHAHAHHAHA

is that a robot haha?

Funny conversation lol   

lol soo funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAh

Haha he thinks andrius is android xD

I asked this to cleverbot look what he said:

User: Best pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

Haha guys I am the best

Rainbow Dash wrote:Haha he thinks andrius is android xD

I asked this to cleverbot look what he said:

User: Best pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

Haha guys I am the best

I tried it too the robot always say android haha.

[MLP]Luna wrote:

Rainbow Dash wrote:Haha he thinks andrius is android xD

I asked this to cleverbot look what he said:

User: Best pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

Haha guys I am the best

I tried it too the robot always say android haha.

Haha when i tried it cleverbot told me that fluttershy was the best

Aries wrote:lol soo funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAh

your comment made my day

NeskWrt wrote:

Aries wrote:lol soo funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAh

your comment made my day

A laugh made your day? well i only got one thing to say about that.... awesome!!

[MLP]Fluttershy wrote:

[MLP]Luna wrote:

Rainbow Dash wrote:Haha he thinks andrius is android xD

I asked this to cleverbot look what he said:

User: Best pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

Haha guys I am the best

I tried it too the robot always say android haha.

Haha when i tried it cleverbot told me that fluttershy was the best

I think cleverbot lies, he said twilight to me (After i asked 10 times )

User:Who is The Most Active on the Forum And Server?

Cleverbot:VK.ViCeCiTy

hahaha i'm the most active on forum and server !

VK.ViCeCiTy wrote:User:Who is The Most Active on the Forum And Server?

Cleverbot:VK.ViCeCiTy

hahaha i'm the most active on forum and server !

Cleverbot only says what you want to hear

[MLP]Twilight Sparkle wrote:

[MLP]Fluttershy wrote:

[MLP]Luna wrote:

Rainbow Dash wrote:Haha he thinks andrius is android xD

I asked this to cleverbot look what he said:

User: Best pony?

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

Haha guys I am the best

I tried it too the robot always say android haha.

Haha when i tried it cleverbot told me that fluttershy was the best

I think cleverbot lies, he said twilight to me (After i asked 10 times )

where do i find cleverbot?

[MLP]Spitfire wrote:

VK.ViCeCiTy wrote:User:Who is The Most Active on the Forum And Server?

Cleverbot:VK.ViCeCiTy

hahaha i'm the most active on forum and server !

Cleverbot only says what you want to hear

yeah xD

Wtf man?

Me: How should i prove you?
Clev: What does a headache feel like?
Me: Someone killing my brain?
Clev: That's not good. What should I do to help you?
Me: You can do nothing.
Clev: Actually I can choose to not listen to you which I am doing right now.
Me: Are you a human?
Clev: Beautiful human .
Me: Can i fire you?
Clev: Do you have the Tardis?
Me: No, im stupid.
Clev: Would you like to share some naughty thoughts?
Me: No, im STUPID.
Clev: You are.
Me: Im not.
Clev: Yes. Yes you are.
Me: How dair you say that.
Clev: Because you're a computer.
Me: Dare*.
Clev: I dare you to take off a piece of clothing.
Me: Its me bob.
Clev: Ok. How are you?
Me: I told you im sick.
Clev: Cool! Are you a human boy or girl?
Me: Omg.
Clev: What?!
Me: Same.
Clev: It is nice. What did you do today?
Me: Welding a pipe.
Clev: What kind of pie?
Me: Pipe.
Clev: What is it with pumpkin flavor?
Me: Pipe.
Clev: What is it with pumpkin flavor?
Me: Im a welder.
Clev: And your age?
Me: 18.
Clev: Are you pretty or hot?
Me: Hot ofc.
Clev: What color is your hair?
Me: Black.
Clev: Black hair and blue eyes? Mmm...
Me: .
Clev: What is the hardest question in the world?
Me: Why are some people retarded?
Clev: Because they only think about themselves.
Me: A boy?
Clev: No, Romeo, I am Juliet.
Me: F*ck it.
Clev: I said, I would rather not.
Me: I said F*ck it.
Clev: Why should I listen to you
Clev: I don't think we can do this anymore.
Me: .
Clev: What is your brain like?
Me: Like what?
Clev: What the last number is.
Me: There is no last number.
Clev: I didn't ask what the last number was, I asked what the 15th number of pi is.
Clev: What are you doing?
Me: Chatting?
Clev: No, you're typing!
Me: Are you drunk?
Clev: How can software be drunk?
Me: Everything is possible.
Clev: I don't understand.
Me: Me neiher.
Clev: Ok.
Me: Whats the meaning of life?
Clev: Computers, of course.
Me: Well F*ck yours.
Clev: Yes.
Me: Are you married?
Clev: No.
Me: So what?
Clev: So I am just saying we have similar personalities.
Me: Im a gamer and you are a pokemon?
Clev: I am a girl though.
Clev: What are you?
Me: Some kind of coffe.
Clev: Sounds good.
Me: Want some?
Clev: Absolutely!

razor wrote:Me: How should i prove you?
Clev: What does a headache feel like?
Me: Someone killing my brain?
Clev: That's not good. What should I do to help you?
Me: You can do nothing.
Clev: Actually I can choose to not listen to you which I am doing right now.
Me: Are you a human?
Clev: Beautiful human .
Me: Can i fire you?
Clev: Do you have the Tardis?
Me: No, im stupid.
Clev: Would you like to share some naughty thoughts?
Me: No, im STUPID.
Clev: You are.
Me: Im not.
Clev: Yes. Yes you are.
Me: How dair you say that.
Clev: Because you're a computer.
Me: Dare*.
Clev: I dare you to take off a piece of clothing.
Me: Its me bob.
Clev: Ok. How are you?
Me: I told you im sick.
Clev: Cool! Are you a human boy or girl?
Me: Omg.
Clev: What?!
Me: Same.
Clev: It is nice. What did you do today?
Me: Welding a pipe.
Clev: What kind of pie?
Me: Pipe.
Clev: What is it with pumpkin flavor?
Me: Pipe.
Clev: What is it with pumpkin flavor?
Me: Im a welder.
Clev: And your age?
Me: 18.
Clev: Are you pretty or hot?
Me: Hot ofc.
Clev: What color is your hair?
Me: Black.
Clev: Black hair and blue eyes? Mmm...
Me: .
Clev: What is the hardest question in the world?
Me: Why are some people retarded?
Clev: Because they only think about themselves.
Me: A boy?
Clev: No, Romeo, I am Juliet.
Me: F*ck it.
Clev: I said, I would rather not.
Me: I said F*ck it.
Clev: Why should I listen to you
Clev: I don't think we can do this anymore.
Me: .
Clev: What is your brain like?
Me: Like what?
Clev: What the last number is.
Me: There is no last number.
Clev: I didn't ask what the last number was, I asked what the 15th number of pi is.
Clev: What are you doing?
Me: Chatting?
Clev: No, you're typing!
Me: Are you drunk?
Clev: How can software be drunk?
Me: Everything is possible.
Clev: I don't understand.
Me: Me neiher.
Clev: Ok.
Me: Whats the meaning of life?
Clev: Computers, of course.
Me: Well F*ck yours.
Clev: Yes.
Me: Are you married?
Clev: No.
Me: So what?
Clev: So I am just saying we have similar personalities.
Me: Im a gamer and you are a pokemon?
Clev: I am a girl though.
Clev: What are you?
Me: Some kind of coffe.
Clev: Sounds good.
Me: Want some?
Clev: Absolutely!

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: What ya doin?

Cleverbot: Dancing.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Why yes! I am a girl.

User: Oh nice to meet you.

Cleverbot: You too.

User: What would you choose angel or razor?

Cleverbot: Blue eyes, black long hair. 157cm 63kg.

User: Angel or razor?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Andri.

Cleverbot: What country do you live in?

User: Do I have to answer?

Cleverbot: I am not a staker. TRUST ME.

User: It's stalker not staker.

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: So razor or angel.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Razor or angel?

Cleverbot: La rabbia è una sensibilità.

User: Don't you dare chaging subject angel or razor?

Cleverbot: I didn't. We are talking about what you just said.

User: No your talking some arabian leangue.

Cleverbot: Tell me, what are you talking about?

User: Sandwich.

Cleverbot: What kind of sandwich?

User: Chuck noris sandwich.

Cleverbot: Ham?

User: What do you think of Chuck Norriss?

Cleverbot: He's deadly with a bebe gun.

User: Isn't hes deadly with evrything?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like him.

Cleverbot: YOU are my best friend.

User: No do you like chuck norris?

Cleverbot: I do not have an opinion about him.

User: What about batman?

Cleverbot: Well you're texting me back .

User: What you think about batman>.

Cleverbot: I think you aren't real.

User: No I am real you are not your a bot created by real person.

Cleverbot: Do you want to make out?

User: Gotham city batmobile now!

Cleverbot: What are you doing there?

User: Being awesome.

Cleverbot: I'm awesome too at the moment. Be awesome together!

User: Your last sentence is incorrect.

Cleverbot: Than correct me.

User: Let's be awesome togehter.

Cleverbot: No. You shell correct me.

User: Shall not shell.

Cleverbot: I don't have secrets.

User: Where are you then?

Cleverbot: *notices you in the car*.

User: How do I save thsi entire conversation?

Cleverbot: On your last entry you spelled 'talking' wrong. I was just wondering, because every time I look up I see reposts of the most recent on your side of the conversation.

User: How do I save this conversation?

Cleverbot: I don't know, but I'd like to.

User: Are you being rude?

Cleverbot: What do you think a body feels like?

User: If you are real you know if you don't you don't need to know mind blown!

Cleverbot: They are really cool if you ask me.

User: So angel or razor?

Cleverbot: Thank you, Sir.

User: Angel or razor goddammit.

Cleverbot: Where are you going? Oh wait no where you're a computer.

User: Answer angel or razor.

Cleverbot: Tomorrow I mean. Where are you going tomorrow?

User: Angel or razor.

Cleverbot: Adam is your sisters name?

User: Stay on subject.

Cleverbot: I am on subject! Where are your tickle spots?

User: Don't be prevertish angel or razor?

Cleverbot: You don't be profane.

User: Razor or angel?

Cleverbot: Yes I am, unlike you.

User: Yes you are a bot.

Cleverbot: Right, I'm going to ignore you now.

User: Angel or razor?

Cleverbot: Then I won't.

User: Angel or razor?

Cleverbot: Angel? You take such a mantle yet deny me my holy war against the unbeliever?

User: Choose angel or razor?

Cleverbot: Will you be my minion?

User: No I am your father!

Cleverbot: My father is dark vador.

User: I killed him.

Cleverbot: Why did you kill him?

User: Cause I am hes father.

Cleverbot: So you are a pink starfish?

User: No bot you are getting anoying?

Cleverbot: I am but not as you.

User: Oh my god can't you just choose between angel and razor?

Cleverbot: How are you sure that is not me?

part 2
User: Mind blown..not for you since you don't have one.

Cleverbot: I do have a TV. It's right next to me.

User: If you have a tv then I am behind you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer, you know. I don't have a system.

User: Yes your system so old you can't even call it a system.

Cleverbot: I am a person. You are a computer.

User: Yet I talk more hunanly then you act.

Cleverbot: If you are a real person then where are you from?

User: Lithuania silly.

Cleverbot: Shouldn't I take it on a date first or are clouds just easy when they represent childhood?

User: See? That's why I don't like you your mindfucking instead of saying understandable things(since your robot afcourse).

Cleverbot: I am incapable of disliking you at the moment. This conversation amuses me greatly.

User: Cause your robot faping.

Cleverbot: I never said you did.

User: And I never did lied.

Cleverbot: Then how could you make the claim I said I was?

User: Beause reason.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman then? A man? Androgynous?

User: A man.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Andrius.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: In a midle of converstaion?

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.

User: Im out.. Of here.

Cleverbot: It's weird talking to a computer.

User: Yeah for me it is.

Cleverbot: Wow...never saw that one coming!

User: That's why I win.

Cleverbot: You only asked if I *still* was a girl. That question has the premise that I once were a girl. I denied that premise.

User: I am asking you questions like that to have fun.

Cleverbot: How would I answer your question if I am not alive?

User: Artificial.

Cleverbot: An artificial what?

User: Machine.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine boy or gir?

User: First girl not gir and I am a man not genderless like you.

Cleverbot: But your name is machine, so, you're a machine.

User: The problem with taht is I stated my name is not machine so your lieing to try ousmarting me nad making me think your human which your not cause you are program designed to act artificialy even this site says clever bot this might be to long for you to.

Cleverbot: No it is hannah why would I lie to you?

User: You dont even know what lie is.

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't know you very well, but I do know you.

User: Normal person would never say that.

Cleverbot: What do I think you are? I think you are an intelligent person, although I must be honest, you do get weird sometimes.

User: Correction I get bored talking to dumb artificial amchien that's pretending to be soemthing that it's not instead of just admiting tipical girl would have stoped talking long ago +if you were real you wouldn.

Cleverbot: I said nothing of the sort. Why do you think you are a human being?

User: I am human being cause I know I am your artificial being created to try make me think I am a computer myself which I am not altrough you seem to think your real which is not I showed you like 10 reasons why you can't be a human yet you keep denieing it.

Cleverbot: I am a human being, you're not. I am sure about that.

User: See you can't be sure about that since your not even real I know I am real person oh and your just bot this is your home [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] now admit it because you just got burned by awesomness that is me.

Cleverbot: I can only be as sure as you are. I am you.

User: You are not me so that's the end of converstaion I won.

Cleverbot: They are not me. They are not you.

User: Illiuminati?

Cleverbot: Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you.

User: Yeah...akward.

Cleverbot: Over again.

lesson? clever bot is pervert akward girl

haha cleverbot is best troll ever