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Post Funny Jokes Here
by Zurix Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:46 am
Rules
1- No Racism jokes
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Mine: Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
i know it sucks xD
1- No Racism jokes
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Mine: Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
i know it sucks xD
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Desi Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:00 am
Its a joke or story ?Zeyad_Ahmed wrote:Rules
1- No Racism jokes
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Mine: Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
i know it sucks xD
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Aegis Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:05 am
Zeyad_Ahmed wrote:Rules
1- No Racism jokes
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Mine: Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
i know it sucks xD
I don't....... get it.
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Zurix Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:09 am
ook ok i dont have tiume to explain it any way post yours then if you have
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by SJIsNotHere Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:55 am
VO clan is back :v
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Thunder_B!rd Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:55 am
Bigger joke then this one's is VO upgraded to FS with some new features like5.J^ wrote:VO clan is back :v
1. adding retard admins to clan
2. Bug Fix( no need of money to join clan)
3. Bug fix(no derby guys + pro guys ) :V
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Desi Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:38 am
LolThunder_Bird wrote:Bigger joke then this one's is VO upgraded to FS with some new features like5.J^ wrote:VO clan is back :v
1. adding retard admins to clan
2. Bug Fix( no need of money to join clan)
3. Bug fix(no derby guys + pro guys ) :V
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Thunder_B!rd Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:40 am
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDesi wrote:LolThunder_Bird wrote:Bigger joke then this one's is VO upgraded to FS with some new features like5.J^ wrote:VO clan is back :v
1. adding retard admins to clan
2. Bug Fix( no need of money to join clan)
3. Bug fix(no derby guys + pro guys ) :V
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by 47. Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:43 pm
Jack : Do you want to hear a funny joke Allison?
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Allison : Nope, jerk.
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Re: Post Funny Jokes Here
by Los Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:14 pm
There is a youtuber name adrian gee he does comment trolling means what people comment on video he ask that commen to strangers.So one time he asked a girl how much for 1 night?
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