VK.Angel.OfDeath's interesting facts

Here are some interesting facts about VK's official server (for a competition):

1. It was created in the year 1993 by Noobkiller4637.

2. It was originally called VKs Official SAMP server until we realized that we were a VC-MP server.

3. The first manager of the server was Biggus Dickus.

4. Desmond was originally meant to be a lesbian.

5. DarkRazor is the first monkey to ever be accepted into the staff and by far the most intelligent being in the staff.

6. VK.Andriusas91 originally denied playing the role of god in VKs Official Story due to laziness, which convinced Angel that he was the perfect person to play god.

7. Dumgan is censored in the Chinese version of the server due to too much swearing.

8. There was originally a storyline that involved a romantic relationship between Charles and Rogers, but was scrapped due to time.

9. There was originally meant to be 10 facts in this topic.

10. A 10th fact was later added to make the topic look better.

Comment 1: You insulted no0bkiller who took you in this world with rocket glitch
Comment 2:Darkrazor is Intelligent then just let this server to him because he is the one going to ban you
Comment 3:Angel: I created Vks server and scripted.
Iceflake:I also scripted.
Angel:Ok we both will have a party.
Andri:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
Crystal:Invite Andri too then
Angel:Ok Andri the party will start tomorrow at....
Andri:Stop,listen!I'm not feeling well so you both do party.
Angel and Iceflake:

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1.) n00bkiller? You are wrong. He had early discovered explosions and helicannon by doing collaboration with Kim Jong Un and he was even a pre-pubscent member of ISIS. In 2002, he realized that he have insufficient money to test them and then he came to know that GTA Vice City is the first game for him.

2.) He meant VKs by this
VKs : Violent Kangaroos Official
SAMP = Stupid Ass Mechanic player game (for him only)

At 2012, he changed his server name to VCMP : Virtual Killers Official Virtual Casualties Multiplayer game (to everyone) because he wanted to test his helicannons and rockets machine by killing actual players.

3.)  Big-g-us-- Dick-us : He was probably obsessed with dicks and that is why, n00bkiller had to choose him.

4.) Desmond was being forced to be lesbian because the manager was a gay. Desmond had also secret relationships with Coco West.

5). A fool Chimpanzee to a smart human. That's human evolution .

6.) And that is why, Angel had to force everyone to insult or to make look down of Andri by sending a pm "Andrisucks" and making his dirtiest memes.

Secret Note 1.Biggus Dickus is now Marcus and his story is still a mystery today.

 2. Andri had God powers and Angel stole it from Andri. Angel took the position of N00bkiller by bribing to the manager (by letting him to suck his dick ), Andri tried to stop angel but he went unsuccessful and later Andri was failed to be the god, Angel used Andri's power and Angel is now the server owner.


7.) This is the reason that why he still pisses on his pants and does fake timeout when he is actually gets pissed off because he gets nervous when Angel talks about something uncensored chinese.

8.)  They actually lied to me (wod) about new location because it was already planned by Charles. Their main purpose was to stay at malibu and continue their romance with highly orgasm after they get drunked. Unfortunately, David Davis was on upstairs and he saw everything. After that, their romance was ruined and they drank the sober.

9). Angel was scared to share these facts completely.

10). Angel has never realized that who is Marcus.

VK.Angel.OfDeath wrote:5. DarkRazor is the first monkey to ever be accepted into the staff and by far the most intelligent being in the staff.

There must be some misunderstanding. Savage_Monkeh is intelligent too. Everyone loves him.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "viec ceity" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am admen. pls no copy pasterio my story

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1. N00bKiller's brother created server, that why he himself said : I CAN KILL 10000000000000 LIKE YOU WITH A KNIFE ( BUT Actually : with a CMD )

5. When Grayson and Thunder exposed that Darkrazor is girl. Literally all VKs member : '' OMG '', '' Sorry Kurumi '', '' Keep going Kurumi, you can pass it as well ''

* VKs stands for Virgin Kickers.

* Last time VK.Angel.OfDeath went for a walk was in 1999

* Marcus sucks, Desmond should be the new Event Staff leader.